Just failed my science exam
whorville: Tick Tock touch my Cock
trytomakemestay: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MAJOR LIFE DECISIONS I CANT EVEN DECIDE WHICH PICTURE OF HARRY TO MAKE MY LOCK SCREEN
termsofenragement: I am happily drunk and...
sketchbookkitty: ameridork: nicotinebatch: ...
grumpygandalf: commander-cosmo: petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch make hank green find the thing
schticky-friend: shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit i think i just found my senior quote
palstagram: OH GOD HE PRETENDS TO EAT HER HAND AND THEN KISSES HER CHEEK I’M THROWING MYSELF INTO A VOLCANO
shadowofthelamp: captain-kirks-perfect-hair: ...
logenlirman: harrybangedme: I am Niall in every social situation
literalsame: this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life
nerdytf84fan: jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again. CORNER. NOW.
trytomakemestay: it must be pretty sweet to be lou teasdale bc she gets to touch 1d’s hair for a living all while getting free 24-hour child care
sandrasstylechoices: What makes you beautiful...